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HMS YARMOUTH
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HAPPY TIMES, EVERY PORT OF CALL, FRIENDS I MADE, GROWING UP (mentally as well as physically) THE EDUCATION OF LIFE AS A TEAM MEMBER AT WORK AND PLAY, THE IMPORTANCE OF LISTENING INSTEAD OF GOBSHITING. SCARY TIMES, WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AS A JEM2 AND BEING TOLD A VOLCANO HAS BLOWN UP AND WE ARE SAILING IN TWO HOURS FLASH UP THE RADARS YOU ARE THE ONLY RADAR MAN ON BOARD, THAT'S WHEN I FOUND OUT ADRENALIN'S BROWN AND RUN'S DOWN YOUR LEG! ALSO IN BERMUDA ASHORE WITH THE FAMOUS DINGER BELL IN THE BUCCANEER CLUB I HAD MY FIRST BRUSH WITH THE UN-FAIR SEX, I HAD NOTICED THAT ONE OF THE THREE DEGREE LOOK-ALIKES DANCING AT THE JUKEBOX HAD HER EYE ON ME AT THE BAR SO AS YOU DO OFF I WENT STRAIGHT(?) INTO HER ARMS, AFTER A COUPLE OF DANCES I BROUGHT MY PRIZE BACK TO MEET DINGER, WE HAD A DRINK AND A CUDDLE IT WAS THEN I WHISPERED TO DINGER THAT WHEN I HAD CUDDLED THE GIRL I COULD FEEL STUBBLE SO HE SAID DON'T WORRY PERHAPS YOU MISSED A BIT WHEN YOU SHAVED TODAY BUT WHEN I REMINDED HIM I WAS ONLY 17 AND STILL ONLY HAD BUM FLUFF ON MY CHIN, THE PANIC ON HIS FACE WAS ONLY SUPERSEDED BY THE SHEER TERROR OF MY OWN STIFLED SCREAM OF HORROR, AFTER THE INITIAL SHOCK WORE OFF THE OLDER AND NOT MUCH WISER DINGER ADVISED ME TO KEEP CALM IGNORE HER AND PERHAPS SHE WILL MOVE ON, THANKFULLY THE RUSE WORKED AND AS WE BOTH FLED THE BAR AT FULL SPEED I GLANCED AROUND IN TIME TO SEE SOME POOR MATELOT DISAPPEAR BEHIND A COUCH LIP LOCKED TO THE ABOMINATION!!!
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